It’s snowing here in Portland for like the 9th consecutive day. In and of itself, that isn’t too interesting. It happens all the time in places like Detroit, Minneapolis, and Greenland. And everyone is pretty much normal in all of those places.
But not in Portland. Multnomah County has now declared a state of emergency and [...]
Archive for December, 2008
Snow Makes People Do Weird Shit
Posted in Chickens, From Matt, Portland, Satire on December 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
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What’s Matt doing?- mattching: So apparently, to be a real man, I need both a manly sportscar and some Dove moisturizing soap. February 8, 2010
- mattching: I'm kind of agnostic about the game, but Abe is a Saints fan. Every time I say "WHO DAT," he just starts cracking up. February 8, 2010
- mattching: Kanye, where were you? February 1, 2010
- mattching: Off to Portland Chocolate Fest. I hope there are Oompa Loompas. MEGAN, I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW! January 30, 2010
- mattching: Teething? Let's see... 13 weeks, more interrupted sleep, sudden shrill screaming, increased drooling... Thoughts? January 27, 2010
- mattching: Fact: people are nicer to me when I canvass with Abe. January 23, 2010
- mattching: Invented a new word: "afterburp." It's the spit up that occurs 2-5 seconds after an otherwise perfectly good burp. January 22, 2010
- mattching: Fourth trimester: check. January 21, 2010
- mattching: Dear Massachusetts: Don't eff up today. Regards, me January 19, 2010
- mattching: Fat-free half and half. Let's think about that one for a second... January 18, 2010
