All Episodes

 Episode 32 Weed Gummies and Coffee are the Suburban Housewife's Speedball. Oh, and Rat Infestations.Rats have been having a field day with our garden. Some have not been so lucky. And casual Midwest racism is alive and used to be taught in school.Mentioned in This Podcast: Weed Gummies Speedball...

 Episode 31 Madeline gets Married, Devil's Elbow, Don Williams, and John Cougar Mellencampp has no idea how to eat a hot dog.Well, someone made an honest woman of Madeline. That's a thing people still say right? Anyway, we drove and camped to avoid various potential COVID-19 vectors (aka family...

 Episode 30 All Power to the People, La Mesa is Burning, Home Barbershop, Chicken SwingsWell, the protest here in La Mesa led to some banks being burned down to the ground, Target, Walmart, and a couple local businesses were looted. Meanwhile COVID-19 has given me some odd hairstyles (Jeniffer...

 Episode 29 The Imbecile in Charge, Edibles, Divorce in the Time of COVID-19, and Boxing HelenaWe're not a thruple, we're just quaran-teaming with Davida. Join us as we discuss dozens of exciting things and a couple not-so-exciting.Mentioned in This Podcast: Popcornopolis Surge in Divorce Tinnitus...

 Episode 28 We're Done (not with the pod), Sadistic Cooks, Spying Appliances, and Little House on the PrairieCOVID-19 has given us depression, despair, and all the other emotions. All of them. But we VOIP with Lilli and talk about thigh high uggs, McSweeney's, and just how racist Little House on...

 Episode 27 Anxiety, Productivity, Sad Trombones, Fish & Chips, and misremembered Wilco albumsIt's been a while and COVID-19 has impacted us all. We recount some of the things that caught us off guard this past month or two and try to get to the bottom of Jeniffer's prepper tendencies. All while...

 Episode 26 Strip club yelp reviews, Is 70's bush coming back? Super Chicken, Public Enemy and Larry DavidDavida is giving us her catio and we intend to re-purpose it into another chicken coop. We're all really hoping for 70's bush to come back... mainly out of laziness. Who leaves reviews for...

 Episode 25 Portland Parking Sucks, Breaking Horses, Year of Yes, and Captain PlanetIt's much easier to ride a bicycle in Portland Oregon than it is to drive or even park. Some films got some awards I heard. And Jeniffer had a rough childhood.Mentioned in This Podcast: Portland Oregon Parking...

 Episode 24 Carmina Burana, Alopecia, Lyme Disease, Rod Laver, and the American Dirt ControversyTrump’s Border wall blew over, well part of it did anyway. Someone put see-saws on another part of the wall. And our near miss with the whole American Dirt book controversy.Mentioned in This Podcast:...

 Episode 23 Chicken Attack! Body Odor, Fart Noises, Cold Sweats, and Air-boat DeathsA neighbor's cat was seen chasing the chickens as they free range. Jeniffer volunteers for an electoral campaign and gets her sinuses assaulted. Oh... and air-boats!Mentioned in This Podcast: Most Annoying Words...

 Episode 22 Meditation Music, Indians vs Native Americans, Muppets, Platypus Venom and What Marsupial Are You? Why doesn't meditation music sound strange to western ears? What do you call the indigenous people of the United States?Mentioned in This Podcast: Meditation Music Throat Singing...

 Episode 21 New year-new you, Jim Jones, Rat Park, Summer Sausage, Ayn Rand, and Kurosawa Movies For some reason we keep talking about nutty people. Some of whom we actually know personally - not Charles Manson surprisingly.Mentioned in This Podcast: The Charleston Rat Park Summer Sausage Late...

 Episode 20 Bidets, Hanging with Supermodels, Gigsville, and ColonizationMerry Christmas, Kwanza, Chanukah, Festivus, Boxing Day, Winter Solstice or whatever you celebrate... or don't. Regardless - enjoy your time with others. Mentioned in This Podcast: Hanging with Supermodels Karl Ove Knausgaard...

 Episode 19 Popcorn Farts, Tower of Terror, Woebot, Frozen Pizza and the Schwan Man.Once again, back is the incredible, rhyme animal, the uncannable D, Public Enemy number one. Mentioned in This Podcast: Popcorn Farts Dirty Phones Float Tanks Fela Cuti Alexa's Voice Tomtom Yoda Woebot Racetrack...

 Episode 18 Thanksgiving, David Chang, Sharper Image, and Callus Removal GelNo friends tonight, just the two of us... we can make it if we try. Just the two of us, you and I.Mentioned in This Podcast: Egg Allergy David Chang The Sharper Image (I guess Jeniffer won't be getting this one for...

 Episode 17 Dry Weddings, Kaboo, Self Esteem Issues, and Poop Knives Tonight we sit down with more friends than ever! Michelle, Davida, and Lilli. Five total mic's and a ton of hilarity. Mentioned in This Podcast: Fuck it, we’ll do it live Kaboo Bass Players Dick Picks Poop Knife Saucy  ...

 Episode 16 New Found Family, Productivity (lack thereof), Blaxploitation and Salmon RecipesDNA tests are scary. Jeniffer finds her father, like - actual genetic father. Mentioned in This Podcast: Bill Cosby Sweet Sweerbacks Baadasssss Song Chim Chim's Badass Revenge If you prick me do I not...

 Episode 15 Murder at the Blue Star Landing, Opium Poppies, Country Kitchen and LolitaTonight we meandered about the subjects of murder, despair, hope and resilience. Not necessarily in that order.Mentioned in This Podcast: Blue Star Landing Minimum Wage in WA in the 80's Opium Poppy Hot Chef...

 Episode 14 Driver's Tests, Etymology, Whiskey, Western Swing and Spinal TapJesus this is a long one where we stumble around the dark with a bull whip in search of a dead horse.Mentioned in This Podcast: Electing Judges Do you need to be a Lawyer to be a Judge? (yes, usually) Ammar Campa Najjar...

 Episode 13 Retirement, The Princess Bride, Folgers Cans, Prepping, and Barter Fairs Jeniffer's mom has a seat on the green couch to discuss some oddities of off-the-grid living and preparing for disasters that may never come. Mentioned in This Podcast: The Princess Bride Priest River, ID Folgers...

 Episode 12 German Shepherds, Sharp Knives, Flying Tires, Costco Food and WhiskeyIt's not that I don't like dogs, they just don't seem to like me, or my friends. And eight-year-olds are horrible at wrangling them anyway. We also had a close encounter with a tire at 70 miles an hour. Mentioned in...

 Episode 11 Freezing our Asses off at Cottonwood Lakes - 20th Anniversary EditionSo we hiked into the Eastern Sierras on our 20th Anniversary to make this podcast. The audio is a bit rough, but I'm sure you've heard worse right... right? Mentioned in This Podcast: Cottonwood Lakes Mt. Langley...

 Episode 10 Condescending Men, Painting Criminals, Korean Spa, and Randy Weaver Men telling women what to do is nothing new. Painting criminals is an interesting idea... when you are twelve years old. Are we headed toward a dystopian future? Mentioned in This Podcast:Dystopian FutureActive...

 Episode 9 Anger Issues, Alcoholism, Chicken Drama, and Burying your Poop Are hormones to blame? Alcoholism is an escape, if only for a little while. And the case of the missing chicken solved. Mentioned in This Podcast: Mammoth Mountain No Fear Cottonwood Lakes Wild Country Friends Wild Things...

 Episode 8 Worms, Owl Limpets, Tetanus, Fart Jars, and Blood Chocolate What the hell are we doing with our lives? Where have the good ole days of our misspent youth? Is "citizenship" a fully formed sentence? Mentioned in This Podcast: Odds of a coin flip Squirrel Cage Clarence Birdseye Owl...

 Episode 7 Back from Vacation! Strange Church on a Hill, Grand Canyon and the Navajo Nation. We've been gone a week. We'd like to say sorry to our listener we didn't even tell you we were leaving. But we're back with a special guest. You know her, you may not love her. Alexa! Mentioned in This...

 Episode 6 Copyright, AARP, Dating, Drinking, and Funny Sex Stories Copyright law is ridiculous - so is dating. Apparently. Tonight we welcome Davida and Michelle to the podcast. Mentioned in This Podcast: Married with chickens Listen Now! Find us wherever you already listen to podcasts! If it's...

 Episode 5 Washing Machines, Government Cheese, Tenkara Fly Fishing and CB Radios Chad consults the Field Notes to remember what would otherwise have slipped through his sieve of a brain. Mentioned in This Podcast: Washing Cycles Government Cheese Tenkara Via Ferrata CB Radios   Married...

 Episode 4 State Fairs, Chickens, and How Long Does a Snake's Heart Continue to Beat After Death? Today we welcomed our niece Madeline to the couch to talk about her experience showing chickens at county fairs. Mentioned in This Podcast: WA State Fair Corn Husker's Lotion Even Dwarfs Started Small...

 Episode 3 Twitter, Mt Everest and the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota Maybe we should have stayed away from a couple third rails in this podcast. But here we are talking about politics, journalism, and polka. Mentioned in This Podcast: 99% invisibleHillary and NorgayEverest RoutesElephant...